Post by Enforcer on Dec 28, 2019 20:58:00 GMT
*Scene*
::A beautiful blonde woman walks into a Greenwich Village apartment on West Houston Street in New York. She looks around and sees four empty wine bottles scattered around the living room of the 2,000 square foot apartment. She looks out at the balcony and sees another blonde woman sleeping on a lounge chair on the balcony. The woman walks into the master bedroom and sees clothes scattered around the room and another woman sleeping at the foot of the bed over the covers. As the woman walks out of the master bedroom shaking her head she hears a voice in the living room. She looks around to try to find where the noise is coming from. She looks over at the closet near the front door. The woman walks over to the closet door and opens the door. She sees a third woman sitting in the closet with her back leaning against the back wall of the closet and an empty wine bottle next to her feet.::Blonde woman:(As she looks down at the other woman in the closet.) OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Woman in the closet:(Startled a bit as her eyes slowly opens) Wow, your loud! What is your problem? Are my pop tarts done?
Blonde woman: Danielle, get your ass up and out of that closet!!!! Now!!!!
::Danielle Page slowly gets herself up with the assistance from the wall inside the closet. Danielle staggers out of the closet. The blonde woman picks up the bottle of wine and shits the closet door::
Blonde woman:Are the three of you serious?!?!?!?!
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: What bitch?!?!?!
Blonde woman:You three are grown ass women and you are getting drunk on a Wednesday! Seriously?
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page:Tiffany, will you please lower your voice? Summer and Vanessa are trying to sleep right now. How disrespectful of you.
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page::Me disrespectful? You are worried about Summer? Summer? The girl who is sleeping on the damn balcony in December in New York City.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page:Yes, I am worried about her and how she sleeps because I am a caring person. First of all, I care about me because I love me some me. Secondly, I care about Pop Tarts because of their tasty insides. Thirdly, I love something or other.
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page: You are rambling, Danielle. So, um shut up.
::Tiffany walks over to the sliding door that leads to the balcony. Tiffany opens the door and walks out to the balcony. She walks over to Summer Page and nudges her left shoulder.::
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:Summer!! Summer!!!! Wake your ass up!!!
::Tiffany tries shaking both of Summer’s shoulders but Summer doesn’t respond. Tiffany stands up and sighs loudly.::
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:Summer, Channing Tatum and Chris Helmsworth are at Cartier fighting over who gets to buy you something.
::Summer’s eyes open slightly.::
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:What a shock that got your attention.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Channing and Chris have finally stopped lying to themselves and admitted their love for me? Can you tell them whoever buys me the best gifts will get my love. No wait, nevermind. Tell them there is no reason to fight over my attention. They can both hang out with me and since Chris is Australian they can both wear the uniform from the guys who work for the Thunder from down under.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page:Woo hoo!!!! I like the way you think,sister.
:Tiffany Lynn Page rolls her eyes.::
“Yoo Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:Summer, get your ass in here before you get pneumonia.
::Summer reaches her hand out and asks for assistance from Tiffany. Tiffany pulls Summer up with one quick pull of Summer’s arm.::
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Still got that she hulk strength, Tiffany.
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:That is what you are thinking about right now?
“Spoiled” Summer Page:What can I say? I speak the truth.
::Tiffany and Summer walk into the apartment. Tiffany slides the door shut behind them.::
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Oh my, where is Vanessa?
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:Shockingly enough she is sleeping in an actual bed in the master bedroom.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:What?!?!?!?! That is my room!!!!
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:Ladies, you need to get your head in the game. Vanessa and Danielle are about to debut in the XIWA and start our journey to becoming XIWA World tag Team Champions and one of us will become XIWA Women’s champion. We are also joining you in the UWL, as well, Summer. So we can also get the World Tag Team titles there as well. We are going to hold on to our SOW World Tag Team titles and also getting the WXW Faction and Tag Team titles. We have a lot of things on our agenda and you three are over here partying without any worries.
::Vanessa comes walking out of the bedroom.::
Vanessa Page:Can you blame us? We are going to be the queens of the wrestling world very soon. All of those championships we have our eye on will be around our sexy waists, in our possession, owned and operated by us. The greatest thing to ever happen to XIWA ever.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page:That’s right, Vanessa. That is why we can go out on a weekday and party throughout the night than walk out to the ring so we can continue being champions.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Now, the XIWA’s management in all their wisdom think we are going to be scared by having some stupid silly boys put in our way. Why would we be even be scared by the wolf boy and his make shift partner Ass mode Risotto.
Vanessa Page:Silly boys, wrestling is for girls. You boys don’t have what it takes. Not in singles competition and damn sure not in tag team competition because we will be the first and only XIWA World Tag Team champions.
::Danielle Page picks a title belt from the kitchen counter.::
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page:See this boys. This is the SOW World Tag Team titles and it means we are the best because we possess these belts. Vanessa and I walked into the ring in our very first match and took these belts for ourselves. So, that means we will walk into the XIWA beat these stupid boys and take the XIWA World tag Team titles and add those belts to our expedition of gold.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Because what girl doesn’t like to have a little bit of gold? But since we do things bigger and better than your sub par, mediocre girls we will do things on a grander stage, and there isn’t anyone in the XIWA that will be able to stop us.
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:We know these nasty, stupid boys like Dean Ambrose, little wolf boy, or ass mode risotto. Little wolf boy, you can talk all you want about being aggressive but we will make you look like your an entitled child who is throwing nothing but a tantrum.
Vanessa Page:Wolf boy, you need to keep your wife out of our business beca….
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Wait, Wolf boy has a wife?
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn:Yes, her name is Harlow. What does that matter? They are both filthy trash.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:Well, because in NCW he has a girlfriend named Maria Reyes.She works as a backstage interviewer for NCW.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page:OooooOOOh! Home boy be cheating be a cheating dog.
Vanessa Page:This news makes him more of a loser. Hey Wolf boy, how about you and Ass mode Risotto forfeit the match to us so you can have your wife and girlfriend do battle over you?
“Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn Page:That is a great idea, V. The loser of the match can be with him while the winner gets to dump his sorry ass in the ring after the match.
Vanessa Page:That is a great idea. It is the opposite of that sad, pathetic marriage proposal that John Cena and Nikki Bella had a few years ago at Wrestlemania.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page:Boys, you are not stopping us from getting the fame and fortune we deserve. Very soon we will have the Tag Team and Women’s title in our possession. You two failures just so happen to be in our way.
“Spoiled” Summer Page:We will fulfill the true prophecy of our expedition of gold. The SOW World Tag Team titles has a check mark next to it. Next are these XIWA championships. You’re welcome, XIWA. Your lives are now better that we are in it.
::The camera fades to black.::